Other Acceptable Nicknames:
  • Tizzler
  • Santa's Favorite
  • Multimedia Mogul
Why won't anyone use these?
  • Very virile
  • President of Luck gets lucky
  • Has a feminine side
Are Leprechauns Really Real

OR

Really Really Not Very Real?
  • St. SHAMrock. A coded warning from his parents?
  • If you look closely the shadows are all wrong
  • Is Photoshop 1.0 the latest version?
Some Of My Opponent's Other (Numerous) Flaws:
  • Where's his "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" novelty t-shirt?
  • Thinks he can get the best of me, but can't
  • Into bigamy, big time
I Want YOU
To Stop Thinking About This
Some Facts About Indigo:
  • Probably isn't even a color
  • Almost definitely doesn't belong in the rainbow
  • I hate it, personally
Are you in favour of making the rainbow better by removing indigo from it?
Huh, yeah okay. I guess.
Hi there! I'm tisTree, Santa's Helper in Charge of Multimedia Marketing. You can call me tiz!
And I'm St. Shamrock, President of Luck. Fancy running into you, it must be my LUCKY day.
We're standing here today at historic Web-Safe Rainbow to have a very productive discussion about...
That's right, the age-old question. I picked it!
St. Shamrock will be representing the pro side of this argument, while I will take the con. St. Shamrock?
Well, first I would like to say that I have many, many daughters. My seed flows plentiful AND potent.
Many of my daughters are married to Leprechauns. Most of them to the same one!
Here is a photo of seven of my daughters with my son-in-law7 on their honeymoon.
Point! Countering point! My opponent is a liar. Photos can easily be Photoshop 1.0'd, or otherwise doctored.
That my opponent would go to such lengths as presenting fraudulent evidence in this debate is decidedly unlucky...
for him!
Furthermore, even if we assume the photo is not doctored, who cares about Leprechauns? They're not even real.
Instead let's talk about the issue that I picked, but that was NOT chosen: Indigo's place in the rainbow.
Does indigo belong? Or no, is it bad? I say we decide now, lest our inaction put us on the wrong side of history.
The apathy of the younger generation is what keeps them on Santa's "Eh, Whatever" list
I think you'll find young people care less about indigo and more about Leprechauns
What, are we just just going to leave this unresolved? Think of the world we're leaving our children!
Say, what's that sparkling at the end of the rainbow?
It's just a pot of gold, no reason to get all excited.
I'm only excited in comparison to you,
Dour Gus
Yes No
WARNING

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HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY.
Excuse me! Dour Gus isn't anywhere on the approved nicknames list!
Hey, mind if I take this? I still owe my son-in-law7 seven dowries.